Shoe-gasm!

There's nothing anyone can tell me to stop me from loving these shoes! Perfect fit, perfect heel, perfect color, and perfect everything! If these shoes were a man, I'd turn in my player's card and retire from the game because I am so in love!

But that's not all. It would be terribly unlike me to post without mentioning "him." Seeing as how lately I've been doing quite a bit of juggling, maybe I should say "them." So....

In today's news...

I'm Nicole Write coming to you live from Stuckonstupidville, where according to the locals, love is in the air and emotions are everywhere. One bystander says, "He sounded so hurt when he said, 'I mean, it's like you just toleratin' me. Like you don't take me serious. Guys like me marry women like you.' And another recalls, "I told him he could go to bed and we'd talk later but he insisted, 'We haven't talked in days. We've got too much catching up to do....Just promise me we'll talk tomorrow.' It's strange. I mean, since when did guys want to talk?"

More on these emotional breakdowns when we return from this break...